Bill Hicks Quotes

Did You Know That When A Guy Comes, He Comes 200 Million Sperm? And You're Trying To Tell Me That Your Child Is Special Because One Out Of 200 Million
That Load! We're Talking One Load!
Connected. Gee, What Are The Fucking Odds? 200 Million; You Know What That Means? I Have Wiped Civilizations Off My Chest With A Gray Gym Sock. That Is Special. Entire Nations Have Flaked And Crusted In The Hair Around My Navel! That Is Special. And I Want You To Remember That, You Two Egg-carrying Beings Out There, With That Holier-than-thou "we Have The Gift Of Life" Attitude. I've Tossed Universes ... In My Underpants ... While Napping! Boom! A Milky Way Shoots Into My Jockey Shorts, "Aaaah, What's For Fucking Breakfast?

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