Amy Poehler Quotes

Dating In Highschool Was Very Different. Boys Suddenly Went Up Your Shirt, Girls Were Expected To Give Blow Jobs And Be Sexy. You Had To Be Hot, But Not A Slut. You Had To Be Into Sex, But Never Have It. Except When Your Boyfriend Wanted It. If You Had Sex You Had To Keep It A Secret, But Also Be Very Good At It. Except Not Too Good, Because This Better Be Your First Time.

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