Richard Meltzer Quotes

Culture Is A Vulture But There's Also Vulture Culture And Cultured Vultures And Cultured Yougurt (cherry, Peach, Pear, Pineapple, Grape, Vanilla, Plain, Cherry Vanilla, Pineapple Orage, Cranberry, Orange, Mandarin Orange, Coffee, Apricot, Raspberry, Blueberry, Boysenberry, Prune). And Speaking Of Vulture Culture There's Counter-culture And Under-the-counter Culture, Too. But Whether You Call It Kulchur With A K And A Ch And Without The E It's Still The Same Thing And You Can't Disguise It With Pretty Frills And A Gallon Of Dog Sweat. It Still Has Two Syllables And TWO-SYLLABLE WORDS SUCK So You Can Just Forgetit, Man. It's No Fun At All And Even Fun Wouldn't Be Fun If It Was Called Funjure Or Funion Or Funching. But Somehow Fucking Is Still Loads Of Fun Even Though There's That Extra 3-letter Cluster Of Vowels And Consonants. Proof Positive That There Are Exceptions Everywhere You Look. But Don't Look Too Hard, You Might Get Eyestrain.

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