Katie MacAlister Quotes

Crutches May Be A Pain In The (pinched Nerve Back) Ass To Use, But Damn, They Are Handy When Your Dog Pushes Open The Bathroom Door While You Are Contemplating Life. They're Also Handy To Turn On Lights Just Out Of Your Reach, And To Threat Your Husband With If He Doesn't Fetch You A Fresca Because You Are A Poor, Pathetic Little Thing Huddled Under A Snuggy, Unable To Walk Without Bellowing Profanities At The Top Of Your Lungs, Thereby Scaring Your Dogs, The Fat Squirrel Stuffing His Face On The Deck, And The Manic Depressive Goats That Live Three Houses Down.

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