Tina Fey Quotes

Covered In Slivered Almonds And Soaked In Booze, Italian Rum Cake Is Everything Kids Hate About Everything. No One Even Ate It. It Just Got Thrown Away. Cake Time Is Supposed To Be The Climax Of A Birthday, But Instead It Was A Crushing Disappointment For All. I Imagine It's Like Being At A Bachelor Party Only To Find That The Stripper Has Overdosed In The Bathroom.

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