Bill Maher Quotes

Claiming "the Budget Can't Allow It" Reminds Me Of When You Walk Into A Restaurant At A Civilized Hour Like Ten O'clock And They Say "the Kitchen Is Closed." For Years I Would Hear This, And Think, "damn, Just A Little Too Late, Oh Well, Thank You, I Guess It's Denny's Again."
And Then One Day It Hit Me: Kitchens Don't Close. Just As At Home, At A Certain Point In The Night, I Stop Using The Kitchen
but At Three In The Morning, If I Want To, I Still Have The Ability To Go Downstairs And "re-open" The Kitchen By Turning On The Stove And Opening The Refrigerator! Restaurants Are Not Banks; At The Stroke Of Ten An Enormous Airlock Doesn't Seal Off The Kitchen And Render The Preparation Of Food An Utter Impossibility./ No, Kitchens Can Open And Budgets Are What Certain People Say They Are.

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