Karen Marie Moning Quotes

Churches Crack Me Up. They're Like Money, A Conspiracy Of Faith. Like Everyone Agreed To Believe That Not Only Is There A God, But He Comes Down And Checks On Folks, So Long As They Hang In Certain Places, Put Up Alters, Burn Lots Of Candles And Incense, And Perform Sit-stand-kneel And Other Wacky Rituals That'd Make A Coven Of Witches Not Look OCD.

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