John Green Quotes

But You See, I Am In A Similar Situation. I Do Not Control The Little Devil Sitting On My Left Shoulder. The Devil Is Saying, "PRINT THE PICTURE PRINT THE PICTURE TAPE IT UP ALL OVER SCHOOL DO IT DO IT DO IT." And Then On My Right Shoulder, There Is A Little Tiny White Angel. And The Angel Is Saying, "Man, I Sure As **** Hope All Those Freshmen Get Their Money Bright And Early On Monday Morning."
So Do I, Little Angel. So Do I.

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