Steve Martin Quotes

Being On Twitter Is Like Having A Fern.

Related Authors

• Anne Alexander
• D.C. Gonzalez
• Daniel Kehlmann
• Donal Daly
• Kathleen Bittner Roth
• Katsuaki Watanabe
• Kelly Young
• Nathan Albert
• Paul Cheney
• Pawan Painjane
• Robert Bernecker
• Sherry Gloag

Related Topics

• Appreciate Your Real Friends Quotes

  Do not oversleep and miss the school bus- you'll be late. That's a habit teachers generally don't appreciate. Never tell your friends at school that you still wet your bed. — Bruce Lansky

• Jenga Game Quotes

  My insides feel like they are crumbling like a towering JENGA game. I lose. — Steph Campbell

• New Year And Christmas Wishes Quotes

  I'm suprised he doesn't send Christmas cards," Antonio said. "I can see them now. Tasteful, embossed veilum cards, the best he can steal. Little notes in perfect penmanship,"Happy holidays. Hope — Kelley Armstrong

• O'hair Quotes

  He was bald-headed except for a little fringe of rust-colored hair and his face was nearly the same color as the unpaved roads and washed like them with ruts and — Flannery O'Connor

• Too Young To Quotes

  There are Indian grandmas who get too much church and Indian grandmas where the church doesn't take, and who are let loose in their old age to shock the young. — Louise Erdrich