Christopher Moore Quotes

At The Pet Store He Picked Out Two Painted Turtles, Each About As Big Around As A Mayonnaise-jar Lid. He Bought Them A Large Kidney Shaped Dish That Had Its Own Little Island, A Plastic Palm Tree, Some Aquatic Plants, And A Snail. The Snail, Presumably, To Bolster The Self-esteem Of The Turtles: "You Think We're Slow? Look At That Guy." To Store Up The Snail's Morale In The Same Way, There Was A Rock.

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