Susan Elizabeth Phillips Quotes

As They Began To Mount The Stairs, He Looked Up At His Mother. "Just How Many Of Those Wine Coolers Did She Drink?"
"She Had Three," Suzy Replied.
Three! Bobby Tom Couldn't Believe It. After Only Three Drinks, She'd Stripped Off Her Clothes And Demanded That He Have Sex With Her.
"Mom?" He Shoved On His Hat.
"Yes Dear."
"Whatever You Do, Don't Let Her Anywhere Near A Six-pack.

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