Aaron Blaylock Quotes

As A Teenager Valentine's Day Was A Stressful Time. Either I Didn't Have A "girlfriend" And Was Forced To Endure A Day Of Hearts, Cards And Stuffed Animals Parading Through My Loneliness Or Even Worse I Had A "girlfriend" And Felt Pressure To Provide Just The Right Combination Of Cards, Candy And Stuffed Animals To Show The Appropriate Level Of Affection. Are Flowers And A Card Enough? Should I Get Her Balloons? Does She Like Balloons? If I Don't Get Her Candy Will She Think I Think She's Fat? Why Did I Want A Girlfriend Again? Valentine's Day Was A Report Card On How You Were, Or Were Not In Some Sad Cases, Perceived As "boyfriend" Material.

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