Nicholas Chong Quotes

And When Aphrodite Was Told About Cupid's Rapid Progress, She Asked Zeus Whether He Would Take Her Other Son, Hymen, Along Too, Since Hymen Was Already Twenty-one & Was About To Be Appointed As The God Of Marriage, But Knew Precious Little About Love & Sex, Let Alone, Marriage.
And Thus Zeus Took Hymen Along Too On His Oyster Hunt. But The Nymphs Did Not Like Hymen. They Shrieked & Ran In All Directions At His Approach. But Hymen Turned Out To Be A Worthy Oyster Hunter. He Caught The Nymphs Easily Enough & After Catching Them, He Fed Them With Wine Which His Father, The God Of Wine, Made. And Thus Drugged, He Harvested Their Oysters Painlessly. And This Was How All Virgin Nymphs & Girls Got Their Oysters Named After Him, The God Of Marriage.

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