Janet Evanovich Quotes

And Grandma Spooned In Some Beans. "We Need One Of Them Psychics," Grandma Said. "I Saw On Television Where You Can Call Them Up, And They Know Everything. They Find Dead People All The Time. I Saw A Couple Of Them On A Talk Show, And They Were Saying How They Help The Police With These Serial Murder Cases. I Was Watching That Show, And I Was Thinking That If I Was A Serial Murderer I'd Chop The Bodies Up In Little Pieces So Those Psychics Wouldn't Have Such An Easy Job Of It. Or Maybe I'd Drain All The Blood Out Of The Body And Collect It In A Big Bucket. Then I'd Bury A Chicken, And I'd Take The Victim's Blood And Make A Trail To The Chicken. Then The Psychic Wouldn't Know What To Make Of It When The Police Dug Up A Chicken." Grandma Helped Herself To The Gravy Boat And Poured Gravy Over Her Pot Roast. "Do You Think That'd Work?" Everyone But Grandma Paused With Forks In Midair.

Janet Evanovich Quotes: And Grandma Spooned In Some Beans. We Need One Of Them Psychics, Grandma Said. I Saw On Television Where You

Janet Evanovich Quotes: And Grandma Spooned In Some Beans. We Need One Of Them Psychics, Grandma Said. I Saw On Television Where You

Janet Evanovich Quotes: And Grandma Spooned In Some Beans. We Need One Of Them Psychics, Grandma Said. I Saw On Television Where You

Janet Evanovich Quotes: And Grandma Spooned In Some Beans. We Need One Of Them Psychics, Grandma Said. I Saw On Television Where You

Janet Evanovich Quotes: And Grandma Spooned In Some Beans. We Need One Of Them Psychics, Grandma Said. I Saw On Television Where You

Janet Evanovich Quotes: And Grandma Spooned In Some Beans. We Need One Of Them Psychics, Grandma Said. I Saw On Television Where You

Janet Evanovich Quotes: And Grandma Spooned In Some Beans. We Need One Of Them Psychics, Grandma Said. I Saw On Television Where You

Janet Evanovich Quotes: And Grandma Spooned In Some Beans. We Need One Of Them Psychics, Grandma Said. I Saw On Television Where You

Janet Evanovich Quotes: And Grandma Spooned In Some Beans. We Need One Of Them Psychics, Grandma Said. I Saw On Television Where You

Janet Evanovich Quotes: And Grandma Spooned In Some Beans. We Need One Of Them Psychics, Grandma Said. I Saw On Television Where You

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