Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

And Before You Make The Effort To Give Up Smoking, Take Note That Smoking Cigarettes And Cigars Is Excellent Practice For Being In Hell. AND Before You Make Some Snide Remark, Based On My General Temperament, That I Must Be "riding The Cotton Pony" Or Suffering From A "red-letter Day," Need I Remind You That I Am Dead, Deceased, And Rendered Eternally Prepubescent And Therefore Immune To The Mindless Reproductive Biological Imperatives That, No Doubt, Shape Every Living, Breathing Moment Of Your Crummy Living, Breathing Life.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: And Before You Make The Effort To Give Up Smoking, Take Note That Smoking Cigarettes And Cigars Is Excellent Practice

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: And Before You Make The Effort To Give Up Smoking, Take Note That Smoking Cigarettes And Cigars Is Excellent Practice

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: And Before You Make The Effort To Give Up Smoking, Take Note That Smoking Cigarettes And Cigars Is Excellent Practice

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: And Before You Make The Effort To Give Up Smoking, Take Note That Smoking Cigarettes And Cigars Is Excellent Practice

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: And Before You Make The Effort To Give Up Smoking, Take Note That Smoking Cigarettes And Cigars Is Excellent Practice

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: And Before You Make The Effort To Give Up Smoking, Take Note That Smoking Cigarettes And Cigars Is Excellent Practice

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: And Before You Make The Effort To Give Up Smoking, Take Note That Smoking Cigarettes And Cigars Is Excellent Practice

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: And Before You Make The Effort To Give Up Smoking, Take Note That Smoking Cigarettes And Cigars Is Excellent Practice

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: And Before You Make The Effort To Give Up Smoking, Take Note That Smoking Cigarettes And Cigars Is Excellent Practice

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: And Before You Make The Effort To Give Up Smoking, Take Note That Smoking Cigarettes And Cigars Is Excellent Practice

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