Jarod Kintz Quotes

An Octopus Has Eight Legs. You Know What Else Has Eight Legs? My Bed Last Night. Oh, I Didn't Have A Foursome, But I Did Sleep With Six Prosthetic Legs (I Have A Bad Back).

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