Aaron Blaylock Quotes

America, I Know We Have Our Problems. I Realize That The Scale And Our Waistline
are Foremost Among Them. I'm Willing To Make Concessions, I Really Am. I Drink, And Prefer, Skim Milk. I'll Take Water Packed Tuna Over Oil Packed Tuna Any Day. I Can Stomach Low-fat Ranch Or I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Anything. I'll Even Look The Other Way On Sugar Free Ice Cream (believe Me That One Hurts), But I'll Be Darned If I'm Gonna Let Somebody Take My Delicious Delicious Pig Fat From Me. I'd Rather Die.

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