Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

Algebra In Three Years, He Takes Calculus Now. He Gets Upset That You Don't Know Anything About Him, Yells Something About His "real Dad," And Storms Out Of The House. But He Never Tells You Where His Calculus Books Are, So You're Back To Square One, Only Worse Off Because Of The Glass In Your Foot And The Sadness In Your Heart. So What I've Done For You Is Included

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