Darynda Jones Quotes

After An Epic Search, I Finally Found Something Neither Green Nor Fuzzy. It Was A Hot Sausage Link. I Named It Peter, Mostly Because It Seemed Like The Right Thing To Do. As Soon As My Java Was Piping Hot I Popped Him Into The Microwave. Hopefully The Radioactive Environment Would Sterilize Peter. No Need To Have Little Peters Running Around, Wreaking Havoc.

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