Jim Gaffigan Quotes

After A Couple Of Kids, There Might Be One Good Friend Left. And That Friend Is Never Available Because She Has Too Many Kids Herself. I'm Amazed Mothers Have Anyone To Talk To. When A Man Finds Out He's Going To Be A Father, It Barely Covers More Than Twenty Seconds Of A Conversation With His Male Friends. I Heard You Two Are Expecting! Congratu ... Who Do You Think Is The Best Quarterback In The Fourth Quarter?

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