Tina Fey Quotes

After A Couple Hours Of This, Seven-year-old Christo Was Beside Himself. He Had Never Been Babysat Before. How Long Was This Fuckery Going To Go On? His Sister Was Hysterical. He Paced Around Our Living Room, Now In His Shirtsleeves And Black Pants. Pulling His Golden Curls Nervously, He Looked Like The Night Manager Of A Miniature Diner Who Had Just Had A Party Of Six Dine And Dash. He Ranted To His Baby Sister In Greek, This Sent My Mother Running Into The Dining Room Laughing Hysterically. I Chased Her. What? What Did He Say? Roughly Translated It Was Oh! My Maria! What Is To Become Of Us?

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