Shaquille O'Neal Quotes

A Writer From ESPN Magazine Once Described Me As The World's Largest Eleven-year-old. That's True. I Ride My Sea-Doo Jet Ski, Play Putt-putt Golf, Go To Water Parks, And Act Silly. On The Bottom Floor Of My House In Beverly Hills, I Have Video Games, A Pool Table, A Pepsi Machine, And All The Things They Have In Arcades. I Drive Go-karts, At Least The Ones I Can Fit In. I Karate-chop My Friends When They Come Over, Like The Kato Dude In The Pink Panther Movies.

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