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A True Friend Will Be There To Congratulate You When You Win An Academy Award And Will Also Be There To Hold Your Hair Back When You're Puking Your Guts Out In The Bathroom Stall Two Minutes Later! So Keep Your Eyes Peeled For The Hair-holding Kind.

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