Henny Youngman Quotes
A Little Jewish Grandma Is At The Florida Coast With Her Little Jewish Grandson. The Grandson Is Playing On The Beach When A Big Wave Comes And Washes The Kid Out To Sea. The Lifeguards Swim Out, Bring Him Back To Shore, The Paramedics Work On Him For A Long Time, Pumping The Water Out, Reviving Him. They Turn To The Jewish Grandma, And Say, We Saved Your Grandson. The Little Jewish Grandma Says, He Had A Hat!
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