Mark Twain Quotes

A Hypocritical Businessman, Whose Fortune Had Been The Misfortune Of Many Others, Told Mark Twain Piously, "Before I Die I Intend To Make A Pilgrimage To The Holy Land. I Want To Climb To The Top Of Mount Sinai And Read The Ten Commandments Aloud."
"I Have A Better Idea," Suggested Twain. "Why Don't You Stay Right At Home In Boston And Keep Them?

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