Dan Howell Quotes & Sayings

wtf even is my sexuality — Dan Howell

To me, the meaning of life is to be happy, it's to achieve happiness right now. It's to make sure your happy in the future and that generally when you look back on your life you're like; yes, that was satisfactory. And if some people on youtube try to have a message to give people, I guess that mine is; Do whatever you have to do to be happy. — Dan Howell

I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone. — Dan Howell

You know, people ask me. They say 'Dan, three years later do you really want to be drawing cat whiskers on your face?' but they don't understand. The cat whiskers, they come from within. — Dan Howell

Don't trust people who tell you other people's secrets. — Dan Howell

The only ugly girls are the ones that don't know beauty comes from within. — Dan Howell

Actually believe in your potential. You spend all day and all night daydreaming and sometimes talking to yourself... out loud, which people can see by the way so maybe consider stopping that, about all the things you wish you could be and do, but instead you doubt yourself and say its impossible, and instead of following your unrealistic dreams, you should accept that you're an average person that will never get lucky and should just do what the world seems to have laid out for you like.. study law at University.
That's not gonna go down well, just trust me there. You are a horrific procrastinator and one day you will just mature enough to look past what you have been told about the world, and decide to take it into your own hands, and that will finally make you happy. — Dan Howell

Unless you have great parents or some inspirational teacher from a movie that pushes you to follow your dreams, you can't expect a kid to be smart enough to realize they can do what they want with their life before they've been pushed through the school system into having an average life. — Dan Howell

Even if you Can't Change the World, you Can Change Individuals — Dan Howell

wtf even is your sexuality — Dan Howell

That's why I'm here, I'm here for two reasons. To entertain you with stories of my life so , you know, you can find them entertaining. But then maybe compare them to your own lives and not feel so alone with the issues that you go with, go through. And think, "Wow, I'm scared of going to my first day of work, but there is a guy called Dan who actually sold an axe to a child". And the other half of it is me kind of like articulating my own profound observations on the universe, which is really just an excuse to give myself a therapy. Apparently other people enjoy watching it too wow — Dan Howell

I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly. — Dan Howell

I'm the living embodiment of 'it could be worse'. — Dan Howell

I'm holding you back from achieving things in your life by forcing you to sit here and watch this. — Dan Howell

It's so important to know you should be happy and proud of who you are. — Dan Howell

You are a human with one life and it is up to you to make it the best life you can. — Dan Howell

Never insult someone's OTP, if they kill you, it's your fault. — Dan Howell

Holy mother of rectangles. — Dan Howell

Embrace the void and have the courage to exist. — Dan Howell

You are an independent mind in this universe that can do everything and anything you have ever dreamed of. — Dan Howell

My only regrets are the moments when i doubted myself and took the safe route. Life is too short to waste time being unhappy. — Dan Howell