Anthony Jeselnik Quotes
A Couple Of Months Ago, I Gave My Girlfriend Some Fancy Lingerie, And She Actually Got Mad At Me. She Said, 'Anthony, I Think This Is More Of A Gift For You Than It Is For Me.' And I Said, 'If You Want To Get Technical, It Was Originally A Gift For My Last Girlfriend.'
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