Steven Wright Quotes
A Cop Stopped Me For Speeding/ He Said, 'Why Were You Going So Fast?' I Said, 'See This Thing My Foot Is On? It's Called An Accelerator. When You Push Down On It, It Sends More Gas To The Engine. The Whole Car Just Takes Right Off. And See This Thing [mimes Steering Wheel]? This Steers It'
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