Jarod Kintz Quotes

A Blanket Could Be Bunched Up And Used As A Seat Cushion. But I'd Rather Cut Off Your Buttocks And Use That Instead. Isn't It Better That I Be The One To Sit On Your Fat Ass All Day? After All, Sitting On Your Ass Is All You Seem To Do Now That You're Addicted To High Fructose Corn Syrup And Targeted Advertisements.

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