Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes & Sayings

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started? — Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Macho does not prove mucho. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody is perfect. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it's insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I learned in school that money isn't everything. It's happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? — Zsa Zsa Gabor

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them — Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash — Zsa Zsa Gabor

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think I'm very old-fashioned. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer?
Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman - not just a man with muscles. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I pay all my own bills ... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I only cook when I'm in love. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one. — Zsa Zsa Gabor