Zachary J. Kitchen Quotes & Sayings

Dwight went on. "I could have signed up. It wasn't hard. I'm more than qualified to be an officer." Bullshit. "Then why didn't you?" "The military is for idiots and the underprivileged. I can see some kid joining up for the money or to get his college paid for, but it's a hell of a trade-off. — Zachary J. Kitchen

He smiled back. "The Bible says that a soft answer turns away wrath, but I say that a .357 runs it clear out of town. — Zachary J. Kitchen

Max spat his coffee out all over himself. He tried to laugh and choke at the same time and so the only thing that came out was a sputtering bark that sounded like a phlegmatic seal with a pack and a half a day Lucky Strike habit -non filtered. — Zachary J. Kitchen