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If people spent as much time studying as they spent hating, I'd be writing this from a goddamn moon-base. — Zach Weinersmith

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Oh my God. For most of eternity, I won't exist. That leaves two options: live forever or destroy the universe. Hm... I may have to quit my day job for this. — Zach Weinersmith

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Applied war is where the money's at. I don't mean that figuratively. Defense is 140% of the UVE budget. Offense is twice that. This is possible because there is no budget for math education. — Zach Weinersmith

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Augie. You're a good girl," said Dad. This was more hope than truth. "You're nine and a half."
"NINE," she corrected. She hated how adults never rounded down to the nearest integer when talking to children. — Zach Weinersmith

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Everyone lives a lie. Pick a lie you like. — Zach Weinersmith

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YOU CAN ONLY BEHEAD PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT, IF THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION — Zach Weinersmith

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The squire located a few common fauna - - a frog, a newt, and an amphisbaena. One of those animals may sound unfamiliar, so if you've never seen a frog, it's like a goat, but with the head of a lizard and the body of a grasshopper. The newt was a cauldron-ready cooking newt, and the amphisbaena was pretty much your run-of-the-mill amphisbaena. — Zach Weinersmith

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When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness. — Zach Weinersmith

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A natural monopoly is, in short, when a service or good is provided most efficiently by a single provider. Tullock's claim is that a natural monopoly will (naturally) be run in an inefficient manner. If this is the case, government intervention may well be warranted. However, what if we consider the government of a geostate as having a natural monopoly over coercion? — Zach Weinersmith

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However, a well-developed sense of ethics and a well-developed stock portfolio are not always tightly correlated. — Zach Weinersmith

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Okay," she said. "I'm going to start with four basic principles of civilization. 1) Ethics is based on consent. 2) Victims shall not mete out justice themselves. 3) Government serves the will of the people. 4) Giant unwashed beards are gross. — Zach Weinersmith

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Any time freedom is allowed it will be abused. This is not a flaw in freedom (else police states might be more desirable) but a flaw in humanity. — Zach Weinersmith