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Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar. — William E. Geist

Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside. — William E. Geist

Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half. — William E. Geist

Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an 'excuse me'. Typical. — William E. Geist

Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: 'Open Bar.' — William E. Geist

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I don't want your babies, Felix. I can assure you I'm not sitting up here like some tragic fallen woman every night dreaming of having your babies." She began tracing a figure of eight with her fingernail along his stomach. The movement looked idle but the nail pressed in hard. "You realize of course that if it were the other way round there would be a law, there would be an actual law: John versus Jen in the high court. And John would put it to Jen that she did wilfully fuck him for five years, before dumping him without warning in the twilight of his procreative window, and taking up with young Jack-the-lad, only twenty-four years old and with a cock as long as my arm. The court rules in favor of John. Every time. Jen must pay damages. Huge sums. Plus six months in jail. No - nine. Poetic justice."
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