Whitney Gracia Williams Quotes & Sayings

Get in my lap and let me show you."
"Is this a joke?"
"Am I laughing? — Whitney Gracia Williams

Could you help Miss Everhart find her way out of my office? And could you please have the janitor check my floors for fucking superglue? *** — Whitney Gracia Williams

Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face at night. I do, however, have a new fetish for your pussy, and if you're interested in letting me sleep with that over my face at night, feel free to let me know. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Do you ... " I shook my head. "Do you honestly think saying shit like that is a turn-on?" "Yes ... — Whitney Gracia Williams

Andrew this is where you take all your dates ... "
"And?"
My heart sank. "Do you not see why bringing me here would hurt my feelings?"
"Would you prefer the Marriott? — Whitney Gracia Williams

I just realized that the key to advertising can be summed up in one word: Bullshit. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Is there super-glue on my floor? Is that why you're still standing there? — Whitney Gracia Williams

Are you going to promote every man that flirts with me?"
"no. I'll fire whoever does it next. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Things are going to catch up to you one day, asshole!" She yells as I step into the hallway. "Karma is one hell of a bitch!" "I know." I toss back. "I fucked her two weeks ago ... — Whitney Gracia Williams

Because I don't want to hear you cry when no one but Dawson wants to be your boyfriend ... It's because of your braces." I'd thought they couldn't get any worse, but sometimes she stuck colored rubber bands in them so she could eat. Sometimes I told her she should just starve. "Did you and Rachel pick a meet — Whitney Gracia Williams

How much longer do you think you'll be able to keep doing this?"
"Keep doing what?"
"Chatting someone up for a week, fucking her, and moving on the the next. How much longer?"
"Until my dick stops working. — Whitney Gracia Williams

The only tool your pussy needs is my tongue. It's here whenever you want it, and it works in a "VARIETY" of ways. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Last was Hamilton - Andrew Hamilton, and he was ... He was sexy as fuck — Whitney Gracia Williams

You're not going to try to guess my name?" She smiled.
"I just realized that you weren't my janitor today. What do you have? — Whitney Gracia Williams

I'm honestly ashamed to call you my friend sometimes. — Whitney Gracia Williams

How many women do you think a man could possibly screw in his lifetime?" The vendor handed me my change. "I don't know," I said. "I've stopped counting." "Stopped counting, eh? What did you do, get to ten and decide that was enough before settling down?" He pointed to the gold band on my left hand. "No. I settled down first, then I started fucking. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Then the two of us stood staring at one another. I had no idea what the fuck just happened, and only a part of me liked it. The other half loved it. — Whitney Gracia Williams

I'll like to keep my fucking life separate from my home life — Whitney Gracia Williams

I'd overheard her several times on her lunch breaks, talking about how she wanted to be married before she turned twenty five. She also apparently wanted to be a stay-at-home mom with six kids, and live in a house in the suburbs. In other words, she was completely out of her fucking mind. — Whitney Gracia Williams

What's wrong with my place?"
"I would answer that, but it never happened ... — Whitney Gracia Williams

I know you love the way I fuck you, Aubrey ... " He looked into my eyes, forcing his cock even deeper into my pussy. "And I know you've touched yourself every night this week, wishing it was my cock inside of you instead of your fingers. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Really, though? Have I ever told you how deep you are?"
"No." He smiled as he got out of the car. "But that's only because you and I have never fucked ... — Whitney Gracia Williams

Any relationship built solely on instant attraction is a recipe for failure. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Emotional Distress (n.): A negative emotional reaction - which may include fear, anger, anxiety, and suffering — Whitney Gracia Williams

When I first saw you tonight," he lowered his voice and whispered in my ear, "I wanted to drag you out of here, drive you home, and fuck you in every room of my house for the rest of the weekend. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Did you know that when most people get sentenced to prison, they get care packages, money orders, even a phone call on their first day?" She clenched her jaw. "I got divorce papers." "I told you I'd write. — Whitney Gracia Williams

And lastly, the reason I was definitely ending this relationship sooner than later, was her new and weird-ass sex fetish: She liked to crawl around the room on all fours and purr like a kitten before and after sex. She even "meowed" when she came. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Sex is the number one cause of ruin for all male to female relationship. — Whitney Gracia Williams

I want to be friends with someone who's interested in more than my pussy."
"I'm interested in your mouth too. — Whitney Gracia Williams

And the Latin quote across your heart? What does it mean?" "Lie about one thing, lie about it all ... — Whitney Gracia Williams

I've been in love with you for damn-near my entire life, and the only regret I have is that I didn't realize it sooner. — Whitney Gracia Williams

I don't want you accusing me of treating you like all my other dates."
"Does that mean you won't fuck me at the end?"
"It means I won't leave you at the end. — Whitney Gracia Williams

I loved you then. I love you now. And I always will. — Whitney Gracia Williams

What are you doing?'
If I texted back too soon, he would think I wasn't doing anything and then he would probably try to come over. I watched another episode before texting him again: 'Watching Kim K. shop for a dress. You?'
He texted back: 'Standing outside your door'.
Shit! — Whitney Gracia Williams

So, the white roses and the "He's just yelling at you because he knows you're the best. Don't let him get to you," note that was on the hood of my car today wasn't from you?" I hung up. — Whitney Gracia Williams

I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world ... — Whitney Gracia Williams

I should've seen this coming miles away; should've known that you would never bare your soul to me like I bared mine to you. — Whitney Gracia Williams

I recently had sex with someone who might've ruined me for all others. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Subject: Desert Dick
So, I'm emailing you right now because I just thought about how much pain you're in currently ... We haven't talked about you getting laid in quite a while, and that concerns me. Greatly. Like, I've CRIED about your lack of pu**y ... I'm very sorry that so many women have sent you fraudulent pictures and given you a severe case of blue balls. I'm attaching the links to a top of the line lotion that I think you should invest in for the weeks to come.
Your dick is in my prayers,
- Alyssa. — Whitney Gracia Williams

I think you're sexy as fuck, and if you weren't my best friend, and this wasn't a dream, I'd totally fuck you right now ... — Whitney Gracia Williams

I'm really not into the possessive caveman shit. — Whitney Gracia Williams

I was planning to end this phase after a few weeks, but after one particular meeting, the lead advisor asked me not to come back. She said she'd noticed that every time I was asked to give a suggestion about an ex-husband to a grieving divorcee, I always said, You should have him murdered. — Whitney Gracia Williams

You being here today and seeing me like this didn't happen."
"It never does ... — Whitney Gracia Williams

Subject: Re: Wet Panty Fetish I did realize that you slipped your thong into my pocket this morning. I've noticed that you've done this all week. Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face at night. I do, however, have a new fetish for your pussy, and if you're interested in letting me sleep with THAT over my face at night, feel free to let me know. Andrew — Whitney Gracia Williams

Subject: Wet Panty Fetish I'm not sure if you've realized that I left my thong in your pocket yet, but I want you to know that I did it for your own good, and that your secret is safe with me. Ever since you fucked me in the bathroom at the art gallery, I've noticed that you have a tendency to stare at my panties before taking them off. You run your fingers across them, pull them off with your teeth, and then you stare at them again. I have no problem continuing to appease your panty fetish. I'm sure you place them over your face at night, and if you ever need more feel free to let me know. Aubrey — Whitney Gracia Williams

It would be nice to have some amazing sex before I leave for culinary school."
"Then have some, I can help you with that."
"What? Not with you with you. Are you out of your mind?"
"I'm definitely not talking about sex with me. You wouldn't be able to handle me ... "
"Please! — Whitney Gracia Williams

Casual sex. Nothing more. Nothing Less. That line wasn't there for decoration, and it was in bold print for a reason. — Whitney Gracia Williams

You've been there for every moment of my life and I've been there for yours, too. I do love you. I am in love with you. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Tell me that you don't want to fuck me," he said. "That you don't want me to bury my cock deep inside of you right now. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Are you sure? Is there anything else outside of my comfort zone that you'd like me to do for you tonight? — Whitney Gracia Williams

Thank you for telling me that my dick is in your prayers. I'd prefer if it was in your mouth. — Whitney Gracia Williams

I don't want to hear any bullshit about how 'forgiveness' helps you sleep better at night,' because that's not true. (My seven layer mattress is amazing.) — Whitney Gracia Williams

Just because someone from your past hurt you doesn't mean that every woman after her will. — Whitney Gracia Williams

What am I supposed to say after I fuck you, Aubrey? — Whitney Gracia Williams

Why do you want to be a lawyer, Miss Everhart?" "I enjoy screwing people over," she said. "I figure I might as well get paid for it. — Whitney Gracia Williams

She gasped. "You would snitch on me?"
"I would run my car over you. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Some people come into your life for a reason, some a season, and some a lifetime. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Do you know that men like you - relationship avoiders, are the type that typically fall the hardest?" "Did they teach you that at Wal-Mart? — Whitney Gracia Williams

I was pretty sure I loved him, and not in the way I loved him before. This was different. This was "I needed to have him every hour of the day," "be around him whenever I could", and "do whatever I could to have him" type of way.
From the way he looked at me, I could tell he felt the same. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Is there anything else outside of my comfort zone that you'd like me to do for you tonight?"
"Not tonight, but you could make me breakfast in the morning."
"You're pushing it ... "
"Just in case you change your mind, I would like Belgian waffles, bacon, sliced strawberries, and orange juice."
"Unless you want to eat all of those things off of my cock, it's not happening. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Your idea of taking me on a date is bringing me to a hotel?"
"It's more about fucking you in the hotel. — Whitney Gracia Williams