Walter Winchell Quotes & Sayings

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite! — Walter Winchell

He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast. — Walter Winchell

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants. — Walter Winchell

Gossip is the are of saying nothing in a way that leave practically nothing unsaid. — Walter Winchell

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public. — Walter Winchell

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. — Walter Winchell

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline. — Walter Winchell

A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings. — Walter Winchell

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it. — Walter Winchell

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press. — Walter Winchell

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors. — Walter Winchell

I never lost a friend I wanted to keep. — Walter Winchell

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery. — Walter Winchell

True friends walks in when the rest of the world has walked out. — Walter Winchell

Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars. — Walter Winchell

The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous. — Walter Winchell

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people. — Walter Winchell

The Chicago mobs ... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the top of a criminal empire. And the weak died in a hail of machine gun bullets. — Walter Winchell

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. — Walter Winchell

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you. — Walter Winchell

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret. — Walter Winchell

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. — Walter Winchell

It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do. — Walter Winchell

America - love it or leave it. — Walter Winchell

Nothing recedes like success. — Walter Winchell

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well. — Walter Winchell

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend. — Walter Winchell

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. — Walter Winchell

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools. — Walter Winchell

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air. — Walter Winchell

She's been on more laps than a napkin. — Walter Winchell