Vincent H. O'Neil Quotes & Sayings

People with senses of humor always have perspective. — Vincent H. O'Neil

Actors are all about entrances, but writers are all about exits. — Vincent H. O'Neil

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX? — Vincent H. O'Neil

I didn't get to hear the rest, as the skipper poked a red, peeling face out of the wheelhouse and told Billy Lee to get back to work or he wasn't getting paid. The guy looked to be a hundred years old and four feet tall, but when he opened his mouth, even I jumped. — Vincent H. O'Neil

With no one to confide in, she'd held the argument inside her own head and naturally found a way to dissolve facts into concepts and concepts into explanations that in the end explained nothing at all. — Vincent H. O'Neil

If a tattoo is supposed to make a statement, that kid's body is just plain babbling. — Vincent H. O'Neil

And if that sounds like an excuse, sue me. Everybody else has. — Vincent H. O'Neil

That's what I love most about writers
they're such lousy actors. — Vincent H. O'Neil

Okay, let's cut the chatter. Open Mike Night's not 'til Tuesday.' Ruby's voice broke in. He must have had a van full of people to do that, as he normally let the comedians in the group rant away at will.
Sorry, Rube.' It was Danny, in the blue van.
Danny, you weren't even talking just now.'
I know.'
Then what are you apologizing for? — Vincent H. O'Neil