Vernon D. Burns Quotes & Sayings

Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment. — Vernon D. Burns

I consider myself a green party supporter ... because green represents my favorite color other than clear. And I met a guy who was running for the green party this one time, and he seemed like he had a great head on his shoulders for a homeless guy. — Vernon D. Burns

Show me the science. Last I heard, gay six-year-olds remain unproven. — Vernon D. Burns

You fucked a raptor? — Vernon D. Burns

He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really bothered him. And maybe that clown a little bit. — Vernon D. Burns

I'm not saying the plot doesn't have holes. — Vernon D. Burns

Baby, where we're going, you won't need a shirt. — Vernon D. Burns

The guy got torn the hell in half. He's in two big pieces, and he's very dead, unless I need him for the plot later. — Vernon D. Burns

Deep down, it's all baseball, no matter what kind of geometrical shape you play it with. — Vernon D. Burns

That scorpion is turning me into a human! Quick, stop him! Before the transformation is complete! — Vernon D. Burns