Tom Deacon Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Tom Deacon
I never know the right thing to say, especially during sex. After my first time, I said to the girl, 'That's it, I'm afraid' — Tom Deacon
I once buggered a man unconscious. I'm lying, he was already unconscious when I found him — Tom Deacon
Where I'm from, people aren't quick. A girl once asked her mum, 'Can I have a Cadbury's Creme Egg?' The mum said, 'No, you can't Danielle, I've already told you, darling - bird flu!' — Tom Deacon