Thor Benson Quotes & Sayings

Writers choose to drink because of their inability to cope with the daily hassles of being part of a society. Why shouldn't they? Every day an intelligent human being is plagued with bills, horrifying news stories and general idiocy that slowly grinds away at their psyche, breaking off pieces of it that may never fit again. — Thor Benson

Our country is always willing to lend a hand to the helpless, as long as they lend us a hand when we need to fill up our gas tanks. — Thor Benson

We're building our own fucking cubicles. — Thor Benson

Humans are all too happy to keep company until the company turns out to be less appealing than solitude. — Thor Benson

If you don't like the table, then you have to flip it over. — Thor Benson

There is no free expression when you have to pay extra to stand on the soap box. — Thor Benson

This kind of hostile environment creates division within the cultures themselves, and it pits the bulls against each other while the matador watches from a safe place. — Thor Benson

There is a wealth of time and money the size of an aircraft carrier for planning wars, but the amount of time and money for helping soldiers when they get home is more akin to the size of a guillotine. — Thor Benson

The drink prices were inflated, and so were the breasts of the bartender. The place had a quiet discord that was waiting to be provoked. — Thor Benson