Suzanne Wrightt Quotes & Sayings

Oh come on, you talk so much shit I can smell it on your breath. — Suzanne Wrightt

Right now I don't have patience to deal with people who IQ lands on the right side of the decimal point. — Suzanne Wrightt

I'm not tired. I'm just checking my eyelids for holes. It could take a while — Suzanne Wrightt

She was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own. — Suzanne Wrightt

What does it feel like to be latent?
I don't know. What does it feel like to be so old that your birth certificate is in Roman numerals? — Suzanne Wrightt

No need to take it out on me that you're so wrinkled you have to screw your hat on. — Suzanne Wrightt

I've met guys like you before. They talk the talk but, well ... talking doesn't exactly get people to orgasm, does it? — Suzanne Wrightt

In a perfect
world I would be taller, you would be alive,
and chickens could cross the road without
being the subject of a joke. — Suzanne Wrightt

Greta: At one point, you practically stalked poor Dante.
Jamie: Stalked? No, I just watched him. At night. From behind a bush. Using night-vision googles. — Suzanne Wrightt

Just then Antonio, his two guards, his two Pit Bulls, Sebastian, and a strange, tall Keja bloke who had long white-grey hair and a matching long beard entered.
That's Luther, Jared informed me. He's Antonio's Advisor.
Someone should tell him that he's not living in the film Lord of the Rings.
Jared coughed to hide his giggle. — Suzanne Wrightt

She had long ago concluded that it was impossible to find guys who were considerate and sensitive as well as hot. Well, impossible to find some that didn't already have boyfriends of their own anyway. — Suzanne Wrightt

Dante: Want me to get your name inked on me? How about on my arm?
Jamie: No. That's boring.
Dante: How about over my heart then?
Jamie: No. That's corny.
Dante: Is not.
Jamie: Is too.
Dante: We'll discuss it later. — Suzanne Wrightt

Wanna go to bed and play doctors?"
Chuckling, she punched his arm. "No, I don't."
"Sorry, that was immature. How about playing gynecologists?"
Again, she chuckled.
"I would, but lunch is calling my name loud and clear."
"Baby, I'll call your name as loud and clear as you want. — Suzanne Wrightt

A crap upbringing doesn't make someone weak, it makes them strong or how else could they get through it. — Suzanne Wrightt

There's nothing depraved about sex. Of course with a little creativity, some toys and a whole lot of dirty talk, you can change that. — Suzanne Wrightt

You don't think that perhaps you have anger management issues?"
"Punching people is managing my anger. — Suzanne Wrightt

As Tayna would say if I wanted to hear from an ass i would have fart. — Suzanne Wrightt

Max flashed me a flirtatious smile. "Why don't you come and join us, me and you could -"
"Don't even finish that sentence, Slap-head."
"Hey, I told you, call me Max."
"While you're being a wanker, you're Slap-head. — Suzanne Wrightt

No, I'm done! I'm tired, I'm sweaty, I'm in agony, and why do I feel like I need to shit?"
"It's totally natural to feel that way," said Grace in a placatory, calming voice. "Some women even have one during labor."
"What?" The word dripped with horror. "Women can shit when they're in labor? Tell me that won't happen to me! Don't you let me shit, Grace! — Suzanne Wrightt

In your day a guy named Noah was building an Ark. — Suzanne Wrightt

Jamie: Maybe you could stop being a neat freak and ease off with barking orders at me.
Dante: I resent the neat-freak statement. And I do not bark.
Jamie: Sure you don't, Popeye.
Dante: And it wouldn't kill you to use the shoe rack. I mean, it's right by the door.
Jamie: Stop putting my CD's in chronological order, and I'll work on the shoe rock thing.
Dante: How about alphabetical order?
Jamie: How about you go to therapy? — Suzanne Wrightt