Steve Hamilton Quotes & Sayings

Whoever's job it was to keep the room clean was clearly not an overachiever. — Steve Hamilton

I'm the undisputed champion of keeping my mouth shut and just sitting there like a piece of furniture. — Steve Hamilton

Once you freeze all the way through to your soul, you will never feel warm again. — Steve Hamilton

It was a lesson I had taken most of my life to learn. Sometimes you have to let things go. — Steve Hamilton

This could be your big ticket," he said. "You know what happens to you at art school?"
I shook my head.
"All that good natural technique you have? All that detail? They'll beat it right out of you. They'll be so threatened by it, they'll make you start throwing paint at the canvas like a monkey. By the time you graduate, the only thing you'll be able to do is teach art to high school kids."
Okay, I thought. I'm glad he's excited for me.
"On the plus side, you'll probably get laid a lot."
I gave him a nod and a quick thumbs-up. He patted me on the shoulder and then left me alone. — Steve Hamilton

The greatest puzzle in the world, young man, the greatest challenge a man can face, a solving the riddle of a women's heart. — Steve Hamilton

Leon, no offense, but you don't exactly look like a hockey player."
"I told 'em I was a goalie. That's where they put the guy who can't skate, right? Just like in baseball when they put the worst player at catcher. — Steve Hamilton

Somewhere in the ocean, a shark was missing its cold eyes because this man had them. — Steve Hamilton

I didn't know that once you've proven yourself useful to the wrong people, you'll never be free again. — Steve Hamilton