Steve Fowler Quotes & Sayings

My dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people. — Steve Fowler

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate. — Steve Fowler

The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family. — Steve Fowler

Genius attracts more hate than love and more disrespect than respect; at least for the first few hundred years. — Steve Fowler

There's so much to say, the human race will be extinct long before everything which could be said has been said. — Steve Fowler

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch. — Steve Fowler

It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime ... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behaviour from the public. — Steve Fowler

No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks. — Steve Fowler

You can split atoms, but you can't split true love. — Steve Fowler

Talk about tactful - she's got a tongue like a Kalashnikov! — Steve Fowler

There's four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter. — Steve Fowler

TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes. — Steve Fowler

Depression catches everyone who lives long enough to be caught. — Steve Fowler

Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception. — Steve Fowler

Ikea products should come free with happy meals. — Steve Fowler

Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman. — Steve Fowler

Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends. — Steve Fowler

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson. — Steve Fowler