Stephanie Tromly Quotes & Sayings

...I thought, God, I promise to stay a virgin, just please don't let anyone probe me. — Stephanie Tromly

I hate it when people use phrases like 'no offense' right after they say the crappiest things to you. — Stephanie Tromly

I'm not in my right mind when you're standing this close — Stephanie Tromly

You realise good girls don't really go to heave, right? — Stephanie Tromly

Never underestimate the stupidity of the average teenager. — Stephanie Tromly

The phone rings on both ends, Zoe. You never called me either — Stephanie Tromly

Preparing to survive a typical day of being Digby's friend wasn't that different from preparing to survive the apocalypse. — Stephanie Tromly

Who brings a picnic to a break-in? — Stephanie Tromly

Make him work to deserve you. — Stephanie Tromly

When there's an end-of-the-world cult living next door to you, make it your business to find out what they're up to," he said. "That's, like, a basic life rule. — Stephanie Tromly

Anyway, one of the few useful things I learned while I was getting my head shrunk is that when you get rejected a lot, you start to hear rejection all the time, everywhere, even when there hasn't been any rejection. And here's something else she told me that you need to remember. . .after the rejection comes shame. Like how thunder always follows lightning. You don't always hear it, but it's always there, so deal with it or it'll build up and destroy you. — Stephanie Tromly

You know it's going to be one of those nights when you start it with moving a body. — Stephanie Tromly

My grandfather told me I should marry a big woman so she can keep me warm in the winter and give me shade in the summer, — Stephanie Tromly

He carries around a notebook where he keeps a list of suspects and motives so the police will have leads if he ever turns up murdered — Stephanie Tromly