Stan Laurel Quotes & Sayings

I feel like dying when I'm helpless — Stan Laurel

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again. — Stan Laurel

Another fine mess you've gotten me into. — Stan Laurel

What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do. — Stan Laurel

A friend once asked me what comedy was. That floored me. What is comedy? I don't know. Does anybody? Can you define it? All I know is that I learned how to get laughs, and that's all I know about it. You have to learn what people will laugh at, then proceed accordingly. — Stan Laurel

I don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with Charles Chaplin. — Stan Laurel

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth. — Stan Laurel

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it. — Stan Laurel

If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again! — Stan Laurel

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead. — Stan Laurel

I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep. — Stan Laurel