Stacy Kramer Quotes & Sayings

Guys find me neutered, detached, invisible. I'm Switzerland. The girls Max dates are Brazil. — Stacy Kramer

People are rarely what they seem, babe. — Stacy Kramer

The next time you face something that is unexpected, unwanted and uncertain ... consider that it just might be a gift. — Stacy Kramer

What are you talking about? You're like a professional boyfriend."
"Thanks. You make me sound like a gigolo. — Stacy Kramer

It sounds so cheesy, even I don't buy it. And it's currently happening to me. — Stacy Kramer

See what I mean? Your confidence is so strong it's obnoxious. — Stacy Kramer

You were worried about me?" "Of course I was, buddy. I would never have forgiven myself if something had happened. You didn't think I'd be worried about you?" "No. I didn't think you cared." Dad looks sad. And surprised. I'm not sure why. "Really, buddy? You didn't think I cared?" "No." "Well, I do. A lot." "Okay." "I guess I need to do a better job of showing you." "Yes. You could do a better job." Dad laughs. And he hugs me again. — Stacy Kramer

I play by the rules even when there aren't any. — Stacy Kramer