Sophie Monroe Quotes & Sayings

He seems like a good guy but you need to find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot and who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Who wants to show off how pretty you look even in sweats...Who thinks you're just as pretty without make-up and reminds you how lucky he is to have you. The one that says 'that's her. — Sophie Monroe

Sometimes life throws you limes and you have to make margaritas. — Sophie Monroe

Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut it would be easy. — Sophie Monroe

Listen Noah, I've had two helpings of flaming bitch this morning. Satan himself wouldn't fuck with me right now ... — Sophie Monroe

We're all ok, until the day we're not. — Sophie Monroe

I'll always catch you baby. Always... — Sophie Monroe

Now we're going to go back in ther and get you something to eat. Then you're going to pull you big boy pants up and act like a man. My granddaughter needs her strapping boyfriend to be strong and not act like a pussy — Sophie Monroe

The key to finding lasting love is to find someone who loves you, battlescars and all. — Sophie Monroe

A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey. — Sophie Monroe

Abracadabra... nope you're still a bitch. — Sophie Monroe

Why does everyone expect me to sugarcoat stuff? Do I look like a fucking bakery? I just tell it like it is, and she looks like shit. — Sophie Monroe

And what happens when I finally decide to let him in, and he tells me that he doesn't feel the spark that I feel?"
"Then you Taser him and ask him again when he wakes up." She laughed. — Sophie Monroe

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? — Sophie Monroe

Why do people say to grow a pair of balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. They should say grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding. — Sophie Monroe

Listen, I know you just got back, and you're exhausted, but I need a favor."
Not again ... I was looking forward to going home and sleeping for a day, or several. "I have a date tonight?"
"A date?" He choked.
I didn't date, and he knew it. "Yeah, with my bed. We were totally going to sleep together." I said sarcastically. — Sophie Monroe

My granny always says Women are like angels, when someone breaks our wings we continue to fly around on our broomsticks because we're flexible like that — Sophie Monroe

Worse day ever!" I whined to Ellie.
"Oh, worse than the time you got pulled over and the cop said 'papers' and you said 'scissors, I win' and he didn't laugh? — Sophie Monroe

Julia Kline, you've spent your whole life running and all you've done is run farther away from the love that's been waiting for you all along. The first time you smiled at me with your two missing teeth you had my undivided attention. When you laugh, I want to laugh with you. When you cry, I want to be the one to hold you. When you said you loved me, you highjacked my heart forever. They say that love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. Your happiness is what I will spend the rest of my life striving to give you. I love you so much. Will you do the honor of marrying me? — Sophie Monroe

Marriage is more than joining the bonds of two people. It's the uniting of two souls already attuned to each other. — Sophie Monroe

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love. — Sophie Monroe

If I was really a bitch I'd make your life a living hell. Instead, I'll just stand by and watch you do that yourself. You seem to do a pretty good job at it. — Sophie Monroe

I'm going to bang you so hard we should probably exchange insurance information. She rasped. — Sophie Monroe

Forget what hurt you, but never forget
what it taught you. — Sophie Monroe