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Famous Quotes By Skip Clark

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I am what I eat and drink, that's why my sweat smells like bacon and beer. — Skip Clark

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It is now a three-leg and one and three-quarter-eared cat. The cat still watches NASCAR, drinks beer, and is the smartest one of the three. — Skip Clark

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I ask you, what is the proper etiquette? Do you tell someone their breast is rolling around on their stomach like a cantaloupe in a plastic grocery bag, or do you wait until they notice? — Skip Clark

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Mr. Skip, if I knew I was going to live this long. I probably wouldn't have lived this long. — Skip Clark

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Seven babies' seven baby daddies, I don't makes the same mistake twice. — Skip Clark

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Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster."
Friedrich Nietzsche — Skip Clark