Seth Meyers Quotes & Sayings

I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag. — Seth Meyers

I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them. — Seth Meyers

It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for. — Seth Meyers

My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class. — Seth Meyers

It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy. — Seth Meyers

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. — Seth Meyers

When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend. — Seth Meyers

I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere. — Seth Meyers

The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch. — Seth Meyers

'SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you. — Seth Meyers

I enjoy talking about politics a great deal. — Seth Meyers

My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family. — Seth Meyers

The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry. — Seth Meyers

People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes. — Seth Meyers