Sean Beaudoin Quotes & Sayings

You, Stan, are covered with dirt and leaves.'
'I just applied for a job as a tree,' I said. It made so little sense, he didn't even bother responding. — Sean Beaudoin

How do you learn to write? You sit your ass down in a chair, in front of a laptop, for ten years. Period. — Sean Beaudoin

Finding out what people don't want you to know may be the scariest, most addictive thing of all. — Sean Beaudoin

Spider rubs his eyes in a way that makes it clear that the weight of both life's experience and the immutability of youth's colossal dumbassedness is presently crushing his very soul.
Wise Young Fool — Sean Beaudoin

War's a racket. No doubt. But war is a racket for the politicians, not the soldiers. — Sean Beaudoin

Being comfortable with who you are is the ultimate threat. — Sean Beaudoin

It's easy to pretend you don't care about anything, Stan. It's also cowardly. — Sean Beaudoin