Sarah Lotz Quotes & Sayings

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Cruise is relatively uneventful. — Sarah Lotz

If there is a solar flare or a nuclear war, a thousand cans of pickled turnips aren't going to save you. — Sarah Lotz

What could be more intimate than dying with someone? — Sarah Lotz

The only way I can deal with it is to think that maybe that's how Neville would have wanted to go. He loved those fucking lizards. — Sarah Lotz

Ray's got a thing for everyone with a vagina. He's a dickhead. — Sarah Lotz

Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (she's an Episcopalian), some of Jesus' best friends were sex workers. — Sarah Lotz

What are you?' It was the first time I'd come out and said it.

'I'm Jess,' she said. "Who do you think I am? You're such a silly billy, Uncle Paul. — Sarah Lotz

G'day, ladies and gentlemen. Damien your cruise director here. — Sarah Lotz

Figjams, her mum would call them: Fuck I'm Great, Just Admire Me. — Sarah Lotz

Not only was Bobby Small living in a Jewish household (although I know the Jews have their place in God's plan) but Stephenie said she'd read in the Inquirer that he was one of those test-tube babies. 'Not born of man,' she said. 'Unnatural.' Then there were those stories about the English girl being made to live with one of those homosexuals in London, and the Jap boy's father making those android abominations. — Sarah Lotz

If in doubt, take drugs. — Sarah Lotz

Mr Tumnus does look as camp as fuck with his little scarf tied jauntily around his neck. I suppose it isn't outside the realms of possibility that he'd just been off cottaging with some centaurs in the forest. — Sarah Lotz

Good listeners, I don't need to tell you that now more than ever, we're living in Godless times. We're living in a time when the Bible is shunned in our schools in favour of scientific evolutionary lies, where many are expelling God from their hearts, where sodomites and baby murderers and heathens and Islamofascists have more rights in our country than good Christian men and women. Where Sodom and Gomorrah cast a pall over every aspect of our daily lives, and our world leaders are trying with all their might to construct the culture of globalisation favoured by the Antichrist. — Sarah Lotz

Imagine that being your job, huh, baby rat merchant? — Sarah Lotz

I got into this business through my girlfriend Denisha. She's a specialist, provides a service for clients who find it hard to connect with women. Just 'cause you're housebound or in a wheelchair, doesn't mean your sex drive's gone. — Sarah Lotz

Are we all, at heart, just Internet trolls? — Sarah Lotz

Those body bags kept piling up.
Not a day goes by that I don't think about it. I still can't eat fried chicken. — Sarah Lotz

But readers aren't stupid, they can smell fakery a mile off. — Sarah Lotz

I point to the volcanic rock that forms the base of the forest floor, and say that if the trees can grow on such a hard, unforgiving surface, then a new life can be built on the foundation of any hardship. — Sarah Lotz

Never fuck with the nuts too much. — Sarah Lotz

You never think it's going to happen to you, do you? — Sarah Lotz